February 2012
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ONCE UPON A TIME FORDHAM EMAILED MY MOM TELLING HER MY APPLICATION WAS INCOMPLETE AND THAT THEY’VE NOTIFIED ME MULTIPLE TIMES
TOO BAD I DIDN’T RECIEVE ANY NOTIFICATIONS
TOO BAD THIS IS MY TOP SCHOOL
HAHA
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HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAH
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*sobs*
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gnasche
paintingtheworldazure:
end-of-may:
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the intense desire to bite deeply into the forearm of someone you love.
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Watchnuggits2:
this is why she sucks
LOLing everywhere
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“The problem with shows like Jersey Shore is that they curse, like, weekly....”
– My sister, 8 year old Socrates
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HA HA HA. you can’t seriously try to tell me that my being worried/upset about getting into these colleges is unjustified because I “never tried” throughout high school and therefore I don’t deserve to get in anywhere.
and then
“You think you’re the only kid that has to figure out where you want to go to college?”
Guess what. I know i’m...
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
HA
4 tags
the things that needed to be said as i scroll through facebook *mild sass alert*
But… butt. That is your butt. I can see through your leggings. They serve absolutly no purpose except to give the illusion that you are wearing clothes, only not really because I can see your butt. Your skimpy ass thong and your butt. You are literally bent over ready to take it in the pooper. Shits not cute!...
blackbruise:
perks of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
3 tags
i swear i would dedicate myself to losing weight if there wasn’t so much DELICIOUS FUCKING FOOD IN MY HOUSE. SERIOUSLY CHINESE FOOD!? THE FUCK SESAME CHICKEN WHY DO YOU TASTE SO GOOD!? AND WONTON SOUP?? FUCK ME
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules
parents: you're fucking out of control
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i don’t get it, the whole school conspires against Sharpay and she loses the chance to go to Juliard and everyone is all chill with that in the end…
wat?
