December 2011
When you were younger and a friend came over.
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
i’m sorry i had to, the rocky horror gif is too accurate
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Penny: He's a really good looking guy and I thought he was kind of cheesy at first...
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.
fall asleep with E! on, have dreams about...
i keep doing this by accident and therefore i keep having the same dreams like every night this week
We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking...
– Anthony Hopkins (via jigglytitties)
I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.
– Thom Yorke (via thenocturnals)
AHH SLEEPING BEAUTY'S NEW DRESS!
alannabella:
yes.
→ Happy Holidays!: silverbellsolicitor: It kind of... →
silverbellsolicitor:
It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room…
thecatacombkid asked: Sawah I got deferred from Fordham and then they offered me a near-full scholarship, and they only deferred me because of reasons I guess. Penn State deferred me to a smaller satellite campus and now they're giving me $10G/semester. Don't worry aboot it.
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True Life: The College Admissions Process is...
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No that’s cool Fordham, defer me. I mean that’s exactly what i need to hear.
LOL I SUCK AT EVERYTHING
at least i have christmas to hold on to, I CAN’T SUCK AT CHRISTMAS
Anonymous asked: i meant one through ninety nine.
Anonymous asked: 57
Anonymous asked: 1-99