the things that needed to be said as i scroll through facebook *mild sass alert*

But… butt. That is your butt. I can see through your leggings. They serve absolutly no purpose except to give the illusion that you are wearing clothes, only not really because I can see your butt. Your skimpy ass thong and your butt. You are literally bent over ready to take it in the pooper. Shits not cute! Stop commenting on the picture acting like its cute!

If your prom dress is bought but it’s a suprise, why are you posting in the prom registry? the point is to show your dress or at least describe it so girls can see if you got the same one…?

WOW YOU ARE PISSED SO YOU USE CAPS AND MAKE A FACEBOOK STATUS AND SAY YOU ARE PISSED

Those shitty quality webcam pictures. I don’t get it. Why? Okay, now we all know you flirt with boys. congrats. Boys. Flirting. Flirting with boys. Wonderful

News Flash: the superbowl, it happened

so pretty. beautiful. <3. love you. gorgeous. thanks<3

Hey! Look at you! You made a status insulting other high school girls that start drama and then say you have plenty to say about them…isn’t that just reinforcing the drama? oh-oh no, you are right. You are on so much of a higher pedastal now then the rest of us. God bless.

Picture with red cups? pretend to be drunk.

shitty music, shitty music, watching a shitty tv show

The End.

okay i go poop n shower meow. {not a the same time}